Welcome, poor soul, to Prophets' Playhouse, where the unwary are coerced into participating in the most thrilling, yet soul-crushing, entertainment experience of the century. We've got a stand-up comedy night where prophets are forced to makeประกjokes about their own impending doom, a magic show where the laws of physics are defied, and a ประกparody of the prophets' greatest hits. Don't forget to try our bad joke corner where the prophets' attempts at humor will leave you questioning the meaning of existence.